S3E01. King of The Bed Toilet - Book 3 Begins!

Sick and tired of having grapes shot at you all day? Fed up of cheese rolls and barefooted handsome psychopaths? Are you longing for your old life of decadence? A life of seemingly endless and interchangeable social gatherings? A life full of turtle-based snacks and unforgettable anecdotes from the freshest diplomatists that Russia has to offer? 

Are your hands really massive and red? 

Do you need a wife? DO YOU WANT A WIFE?!

If you answered 'YES!' to any of these questions, we think you're ready for Book 3. 

"Pop another turtle on the BBQ and fetch my party wig!"